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Some of the Strangest Things
I Learned About Life
I Learned While Teaching Primary:
by Bettyanne Bruin
by Bettyanne Bruin
1: No matter how many times one team answers all of the questions correctly, both teams can win the game.
2: Folding chairs should be considered deadly weapons.
3: Reverence never begins with the Blazer B’s.
4: Any child can be quiet long enough, if given the right amount of treats.
5: Cutting off a person’s tie can make a room full of people sing louder.
6: No one waves their hand wilder than a child with the right answer.
7: The unexpected is the only thing that should be expected to happen.
8: When it comes to teachers, a lot can be hidden behind a smile.
9: It’s easier to hold eighty ping pong balls underwater at the same time than it is to get eighty children all quiet at the same time.
10: Never threaten your class more than you can explain to his or her parent.
11: Two hours can sometimes feel like ten.
12: A zoo and eighty children sometimes seem to have a lot in common.
2: Folding chairs should be considered deadly weapons.
3: Reverence never begins with the Blazer B’s.
4: Any child can be quiet long enough, if given the right amount of treats.
5: Cutting off a person’s tie can make a room full of people sing louder.
6: No one waves their hand wilder than a child with the right answer.
7: The unexpected is the only thing that should be expected to happen.
8: When it comes to teachers, a lot can be hidden behind a smile.
9: It’s easier to hold eighty ping pong balls underwater at the same time than it is to get eighty children all quiet at the same time.
10: Never threaten your class more than you can explain to his or her parent.
11: Two hours can sometimes feel like ten.
12: A zoo and eighty children sometimes seem to have a lot in common.
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