Top Ten Things LDS People
Think About During
Sunday School Class:
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
1 – How long the teacher spent preparing the lesson.
2 – How much the teacher’s outfit may have cost
and where he or she bought it.
3 – What they’re going to have for lunch
and if they’re out of bread.
4 – Who’s winning the NFL game.
5 – What are the chances of really making it
into the Celestial kingdom.
6 – Who, in the class, might have committed
the biggest sin during the week and what it was.
7 – Who sets up the chairs
and how often do they clean them
8 – What is that spot on the floor from?
9 – Where are we, in the order of the signs
of the last days, and how long do we have
before the Second Coming really arrives?
10 – Why did they decide to wallpaper this room blue?
