LDS OCCUPATIONAL-DEATH POSTINGS
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
Old Genealogists never die, they just fill in all their blanks.
Old Scrapbookers never die, they just reach the end of their tape.
Old Primary choristers never die, they just hold that one last note.
Old Sunday School teachers never die, they just end up boring themselves to death.
Old Scoutmasters never die, they just put out that one last fire.
Old Home Teachers never die, they just finally made that one visit .. to Heaven.
Old Organists never die, they just put their foot down.
Old Executive Secretaries never die, they just scheduled a meeting in Heaven.
Old Relief Society Presidents never die, their casserole just finally became fully baked.
