Monday, January 15, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: TOP TEN LDS NEW SCRAPBOOK PHRASEOLOGIES

TOP TEN LDS SCRAPBOOKER'S
NEW PHRASEOLOGIES
(Dedicated to the vieve)

by

Bettyanne Bruin

1 -
Scrapbooker's new swear word:
What the scrapbook is going on here?


2 -
Fear of scrapbooking:
Scrapbookaphobia


3 -
Medical condition of raw fingers
from scrapbooking too long:
Scrapbookitus


4 -
Person who is addicted to scrapbooking:
Scrapbookaholic


5 -
Person who looks too long at
scrapbooking items on the internet:
Scrapbook porn


6 -
The official removal of scrapbooking from your life:
A scrapbookectomy


7 -
The incredible stress relief
found as a result of scrapbooking:
Scrapbook therapy


8 -
Really great scrapbooking:
Scrapbookelicious!


9 -
Disorder that comes as a result of
inability to scrapbook:
Post Traumatic Scrapbook Disorder


10 -
Place where all scrapbookers believe they will go
after this life is over:
Scrapbook Heaven