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Showing posts with label lds humor scrapbooking. Show all posts

Monday, February 12, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: TOP TEN THINGS THAT CAN BE MADE FROM A SACRAMENT MEETING PROGRAM

BREAKING NEWS: TOP TEN THINGS
THAT CAN BE MADE
FROM
A SACRAMENT MEETING PROGRAM :

By Bettyanne Bruin


1
Paper airplane

2
Cootie catcher

3
Drinking cup

4
Paper football

5
Bird

6 Hat

7
Bracelet

8
Fan

9
Horn

10
Confetti

Monday, January 15, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: TOP TEN LDS NEW SCRAPBOOK PHRASEOLOGIES

TOP TEN LDS SCRAPBOOKER'S
NEW PHRASEOLOGIES
(Dedicated to the vieve)

by

Bettyanne Bruin

1 -
Scrapbooker's new swear word:
What the scrapbook is going on here?


2 -
Fear of scrapbooking:
Scrapbookaphobia


3 -
Medical condition of raw fingers
from scrapbooking too long:
Scrapbookitus


4 -
Person who is addicted to scrapbooking:
Scrapbookaholic


5 -
Person who looks too long at
scrapbooking items on the internet:
Scrapbook porn


6 -
The official removal of scrapbooking from your life:
A scrapbookectomy


7 -
The incredible stress relief
found as a result of scrapbooking:
Scrapbook therapy


8 -
Really great scrapbooking:
Scrapbookelicious!


9 -
Disorder that comes as a result of
inability to scrapbook:
Post Traumatic Scrapbook Disorder


10 -
Place where all scrapbookers believe they will go
after this life is over:
Scrapbook Heaven