Benefits of Home-based Church

1.

Half-size slices of bread.

2.

Full-size glasses of water.

3.

Lessons end when you feel like it.

4.

TV on in the background.

5.

Shorts allowed.

6.

Laying down? No problem.

7.

Snacks appropriate, including popcorn, bubble gum and pop rocks.

8.

Animals welcome.

9. 

You can change seats if you don’t like the one you have.

10. 

Everyone is actually kind of happy.

The Gospel and family, a wonderful combination!