DEATHLY BREAKING NEWS: TOP TEN FAVORITE GENEAOLOGIST SAYINGS

DEATHLY BREAKING NEWS:
TOP TEN FAVORITE
GENEALOGIST SAYINGS

by
Bettyanne Bruin

1 -
Over all of your ancestor's dead bodies!

2 -
What the endless freakin'
research are you doing?

3 -
If your great, great, great, great
grandmother heard that, she'd...!

4 -
I'll bet your great, great, great, great
grandfather just rolled over in his grave!

5 -
That's about as believable as
somebody findin' the 1890 census!

6 -
Somebody ought to take that family chain and ...!

7 -
You think that's hard,
you should try finding your Great, Great Uncle Charlie
in the entire state of Tennessee.

8 -
That is more "out there" than
discovering your great grandfather was a medicine man!

9 -
Stop beatin' everything to death!

10 -
It's not like it's the end of the world!

BREAKING NEWS: TOP TEN GOOD THINGS ABOUT THE EARLY TO THE LATE SCHEDULE

BREAKING NEWS: TOP TEN GOOD THINGS
ABOUT THE LATE SCHEDULE
by
Bettyanne Bruin

1 -
You get to sleep in.

2 -
You get to stay in your pajamas until 1 p.m.

3 -
Because Mormons tend to sin more as the Sabbath Day wears on,
there's less opportunity to sin.

4 -
You can go into a deeper sleep during Sacrament meeting.

5 -
You can go into a deeper a nap during Sunday School.

6 -
You can go into a deeper nap during the third hour.

7 -
It's warmer out in the winter.

8 -
You get to sit in an air conditioned building
during the summer.

9 -
The most boring part of the Sunday TV schedule
is during your church time.

10 -
You look more relaxed than the
early schedule people who are leaving the building.