ABOUT THE LATE SCHEDULE
by
Bettyanne Bruin
1 -
You get to sleep in.
2 -
You get to stay in your pajamas until 1 p.m.
3 -
Because Mormons tend to sin more as the Sabbath Day wears on,
there's less opportunity to sin.
4 -
You can go into a deeper sleep during Sacrament meeting.
5 -
You can go into a deeper a nap during Sunday School.
6 -
You can go into a deeper nap during the third hour.
7 -
It's warmer out in the winter.
8 -
You get to sit in an air conditioned building
during the summer.
9 -
The most boring part of the Sunday TV schedule
is during your church time.
10 -
You look more relaxed than the
early schedule people who are leaving the building.
You get to sleep in.
2 -
You get to stay in your pajamas until 1 p.m.
3 -
Because Mormons tend to sin more as the Sabbath Day wears on,
there's less opportunity to sin.
4 -
You can go into a deeper sleep during Sacrament meeting.
5 -
You can go into a deeper a nap during Sunday School.
6 -
You can go into a deeper nap during the third hour.
7 -
It's warmer out in the winter.
8 -
You get to sit in an air conditioned building
during the summer.
9 -
The most boring part of the Sunday TV schedule
is during your church time.
10 -
You look more relaxed than the
early schedule people who are leaving the building.
