(By Bettyanne Bruin)
Can you guess who each of these are (answers are listed below):
1 - Especially in Confined Environments of Lengthy Verbiage, a Consciously Challenged, Deceased-mimmicking Elderly Male Subject is also known as the Ward:
2 - An Extreme Behavioral Coordinator Over Adolescent Male Management Issues is also known as the Ward:
3 - The Executive Director of a Substantially Enormous Group of Religiously, Mentally, Socially, Physically, Intellectually, Financially and Culturally Malformed Mortals of Celestial Potential is also known as the Ward:
4 - A Permanently Medicinalized Female Hominidae Voluntarily Subjected to the Benefaction of a Population of Other Equally Permanently Prescriptionalized Females is also known as the Ward:
5 - A Homo Sapian Capable of Only Minimal Sojourns to Regional Familial Abodes is also known as the Ward:
6 - A Chronic Acquirer of Aggregate Details of the Anciently Deceased is also known as the Ward.
7 - A Female Sibling of the LDS Religious Environment Possessing an Addictive Quality to Massive Adhesive and Parchment Products for Purpose of an Unknown Reason is also known as the Ward.
8 - An Anxiety-ridden Individual Containing Massive Proportions of Catastrophic Information Regarding the Possible Ceasement of Society is also known as the Ward:
1- High Priest
2 - Scoutmaster
3 - Bishop
4 - Relief Society President
5 - Home Teacher
6 - Genealogist
7 - Scrapbooker
8 - Last Days Expert