NOT WORKING WITH A FULL DECK-ISMS, LDS STYLE
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
Sometimes, we all fall short of full capacity. It's just that in the LDS church, we have our own "not working with a full deck-isms," like:
That Primary President functions two squares short of a full candy bar!
That High Councilman’s talk is one breath short of a quick death!
Those scouts are all one match short of a full explosion!
It’s clear that scrapbooker’s tape doesn’t reach all the way to the end!
That Elder’s Quorum President functions one truck stop short of a full family move!
That Choir Director’s baton definitely doesn’t reach all the way to the top!
Those Relief Society sisters function one can short of a full diet Coke six-pack!
Those genealogists definitely don’t have all their pedigree blanks filled in!
Those Sunday School teachers are definitely not working with a full manual!
That Welfare Specialist is one barrel short of a full year’s supply of food!
