TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR TEENAGE SUNDAY SCHOOL CLASS IS DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO GO WELL:
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
1 – When you go to open the door, you discover the students are all piled up against it to barricade you out.
2 – There’s no noise coming from your classroom, but tons of noise coming from the boy’s and girl’s restrooms.
3 - You open the door to find everyone engaged in a jabbing fight using the folding chairs.
4 – The classroom is empty, but there’s a note on the table that reads, “Ha, ha, ha, dare you to find us.”
5 - There’s so much noise in the classroom that the Sunday School Presidency opens the door and says, “I heard all this noise and thought I should check and make sure everyone is okay in here.”
6 - No one volunteers to say the opening prayer.
7 - After being rope-tied to your seat, someone says, “Now, give us the treats, or else.”
8 – The chalkboard reads, “This class stinks.”
9 – About the only religious conversation you can generate is one about a robbery that happened to one of the member’s the night before.
10 – One of the kids says they have a neat story to share about the prophet, President Bush.
