Monday, February 19, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: TOP TEN WAYS TO PROMOTE GOOD SPORTMANSHIP AMONGST LDS BASKETBALL PLAYERS

TOP TEN WAYS TO PROMOTE
GOOD SPORTMANSHIP

AMONGST LDS BASKETBALL PLAYERS

by Bettyanne Bruin

1 -
Have an opening prayer.

2 -
Post a religious picture.

3 -
Have a referee say, "Keep it clean."

4 -
Have opposing players shake hands.

5 -
Post a smiley face above basketball hoops.

6 -
Read the 13th Article of Faith.

7 -
Have a moment of silence
with emphasis on
visualizing good behavior.

8 - Spotlight players to
bring out positive attributes.

9 - Serve refreshments.

10 - Hire a cop to read
the statute on
assault and battery.