CHURCH CALLING BREAKING NEWS: TOP TEN CHURCH CALLINGS EVERY LDS PERSON FEARS BEING CALLED TO

TOP TEN CHURCH CALLINGS
EVERY LDS PERSON
FEARS BEING CALLED TO:
(By Bettyanne Bruin)

1 - Scoutmaster
2 - Den Leader
3 - Camp Director
4 – Nursery Leader
5 – Assistant Nursery Leader
6 – Second Assistant Nursery Leader
7 - Gospel Doctrine Teacher
8 – Ward Missionary
9 – Stake Missonary
10 – Ward Mission Leader

SABBATH BREAKING NEWS: SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE SUFFERING FROM A MONDAY MORNING LDS HANGOVER

SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE SUFFERING
FROM A MONDAY MORNING LDS HANGOVER:
(By Bettyanne Bruin)

1 - Eyes burn from sleeping during church, as well as on and off throughout the day.
2 - Hands are dry from so much dishwashing following so many dinner visitors.
3 - Voice is groggy from talking to people at church, then going home and having follow-up discussions on lesson topics.
4 - Back hurts from sitting in the pews.
5 - Urge to sin still trying to subside after from not being able to do anything all day long.
6 - Eyes also burn from watching too much television all day long.
7 - Legs ache from not using them all day long as a result of laying on the couch all day long.
8 – Arm hurts from using the remote control for so long.
9 - Pants too tight from overeating.
10 – Eyes sensitive to light from staying indoors too long.