ENTERTAINING BREAKING NEWS: IF THE PIONEERS HAD TELEVISION

IF THE PIONEERS HAD TELEVISION,
THESE SHOWS WOULD BE THE BIGGEST HITS:
(By Bettyanne Bruin)

Desperate Pioneers
Pioneer Idols
F-S-I: Farm Scene Investigation
Pioneer's Anatomy
60 Moments
What’s My Clothes Line?
This Old Cabin
Everybody Loves Pioneers
Pioneer Apprentice
Extreme Makeover: Cabin Edition
Who Wants to be a Pioneer?
Saw & Odor
Good Morning Pioneers

POPULAR BREAKING NEWS: THE LATEST IN LDS PIONEER FADS

THE LATEST IN LDS PIONEER FADS!!!
(By Bettyanne Bruin)

Pioneer Reality Show:

Peek in this cabin and watch a show that is very much live and very much too real. In fact this show is so real that the people in this cabin really are praying to survive. See the real family roll out of their bedrolls into authentic freezing morning air as the sunrises, hunt meat for meals, work on the farm all day and experience the ins and outs of every pioneer mood. See who gets kicked out, who stays and who will survive.

Pioneer iPods
Enjoy this pioneer family that will come to your farmhouse or campfire and switch from singing one song to another at a moments notice any time anywhere. No more waiting for what song to sing next, this family is intantly ready to sing all of your individual or family favorites!

Pimp My Wagon
Designer wagons are all the craze and no one’s wagon is more bling bling than the one that just busted through town all hyped up and filled with them leather fixin’s and fancy rolled up shades to provide the finest in air conditionin’. Yee-ha, this ride will really impress your lassie!

Fantasy Buzz Saw Toy Leagues:
Every dedicated Buzz Saw Toy fan must take part in this new craze. Pick your favorite: Will brother beat Grandfather as they twill the string with the button in the middle tightly and make that baby twirl? Or will it be neighbor against Sheriff? Vote for your favorite player now and see which seed gets eliminated first as this game completely takes over your town.

Low Rise Bloomers or Britches:
Um, like, wow, man, these bloomers or britches ride so low on your hips that they appear ready to fall off.

Flags on Wagons:
Is your cause horse cruelty, more corn or less wagon traffic? Whatever the case, wave the flag of your choice from the front, side or back of the wagon and let your town know what is currently the bee in your bonnet.

Low Honey Diets
Farm study after farm study suggests honey has been determined to be too gooey, too sticky and virtually distasteful, and may even be harmful to your health. Join the craze to eat less honey and experience the benefits of a physically and mentally healthier you.

HISTORICAL BREAKING NEWS: EVERYTHING I LEARNED ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED WHILE DOING GENEALOGY

EVERYTHING I LEARNED
ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED
WHILE DOING MY GENEAOLOGY
(By Bettyanne Bruin)


1. Dead people are a lot harder to find than living people.

2. Reading old documents for hours on end with no results can make a person go crazy.

3. There is no such thing as a cute ancestor.

4. Most living relatives are no help at all when it comes to finding lost ancestors.

5. People who do not do their genealogy believe there’s something wrong with people who do their genealogy.

6. People who do their genealogy think there’s something wrong with people who do not do their genealogy

7. It can be very upsetting to work for years to find a lost ancestor only to find their name listed on the roll of an insane asylum.

8. The longer a person is dead, the harder it is to find that person.

9. It’s not easy to find out your great great grandparents were first cousins.

10. Upon discovering a photograph of a lost ancestor, the thought can be quite disturbing that your looks might come from that same gene pool.

BREAKING NEWS: MOST POPULAR LDS BOYS AND GIRLS NAMES FINALLY UNCOVERED

JuSt In:

MoSt PoPuLaR LDs BoY’s NaMeS:

1 - UtAhViNsKy
2 - eLdErVeRL
3 - ScOuToNaThAn
4 - StRiPLiNGiToN
5 - BYUaNdY 0r UofUdoo


MoSt PoPuLaR LDs GiRl’s NaMeS:

1 - CeLeStiALaNniE
2 - Jell-OlynnN
3 - ChOcOLativineSs
4 - KaRiCoKeLyNn
5 - ScRaPbOoKaNeLia