LDS MONDAY MORNING HANGOVER
by
Bettyanne Bruin
1 - EYES:
Swollen from too much napping.
2 - BACK:
Painful from too much time spent
laying on the couch.
3 - NECK:
Stiff from awkward sleeping position
in Sacrament Meeting.
4 - ANKLES:
Swollen from sitting for three hours straight.
5 - STOMACH:
Queezy from too many layers of junk food.
6 - HEAD:
Aches from too many hours spent with
immediate and extended family.
7 - MOUTH:
Hurts from too much smiling.
8 - BRAIN:
Cramped out of restraint from
expressing true feelings.
9 - THROAT:
Sore from yelling at everyone to be quiet
so TV can be heard.
10 - EARS
Tired from having to listen
to so many people talk
about stuff that's actually
not all that interesting.
Swollen from too much napping.
2 - BACK:
Painful from too much time spent
laying on the couch.
3 - NECK:
Stiff from awkward sleeping position
in Sacrament Meeting.
4 - ANKLES:
Swollen from sitting for three hours straight.
5 - STOMACH:
Queezy from too many layers of junk food.
6 - HEAD:
Aches from too many hours spent with
immediate and extended family.
7 - MOUTH:
Hurts from too much smiling.
8 - BRAIN:
Cramped out of restraint from
expressing true feelings.
9 - THROAT:
Sore from yelling at everyone to be quiet
so TV can be heard.
10 - EARS
Tired from having to listen
to so many people talk
about stuff that's actually
not all that interesting.
