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GENERAL CONFERENCE BREAKING NEWS: TOP TEN SOUVENIRS TO TAKE HOME FROM GENERAL CONFERENCE

TOP TEN SOUVENIRS
TO TAKE BACK HOME
FROM GENERAL CONFERENCE
(By Bettyanne Bruin)

1 -

A set of polygamist

nesting dolls.

2 -

A mug that says,

“Eat, drink and be merry

for tomorrow you could be

at Scout Camp.”

3 -

A snow dome with people inside

lined up outside

the Conference Center doors

4 -

A T-shirt that says,

"I survived the conference center

traffic jam!"

5 -

A bumper sticker that says,

“My other car is a school bus.”

6 -

A mini replica of Trax

with people jammed in it

like a 60’s telephone booth.

7 -

The seagull monument

made of hardened fry sauce.

8 -

A salt container that says

“Utah is the salt of the Earth.”

9 -

A hand bag as large as

a semi-truck trailer that says,

“This is almost big enough

to hold all of my scrapbooking material."

10 -

A map that only shows locations

where junk food is sold.

DEATHLY BREAKING NEWS: WHAT NEVER TO CALL A LDS GENEALOGY STORE

WHAT NEVER TO CALL A LDS GENEALOGY STORE
(By Bettyanne Bruin)

1 - Death Becomes Us
2 - ‘Til Death Do Us Never Part
3 - Got Ancestors?
4 – As the Grave Turns
5 – Ancestors R Us
6 – Caskets B U
7 – Urns and Things
8 - The Big Sleep Happens Here
9 – And it to Came to Passing On
10 – Dying to Research
11 – Beyond the Grave