Wednesday, September 27, 2006

GENERAL CONFERENCE BREAKING NEWS: TOP TEN SOUVENIRS TO TAKE HOME FROM GENERAL CONFERENCE

TOP TEN SOUVENIRS
TO TAKE BACK HOME
FROM GENERAL CONFERENCE
(By Bettyanne Bruin)

1 -
A set of polygamist
nesting dolls.
2 -
A mug that says,
“Eat, drink and be merry
for tomorrow you could be
at Scout Camp.”
3 -
A snow dome with people inside
lined up outside
the Conference Center doors
4 -
A T-shirt that says,
"I survived the conference center
traffic jam!"
5 -
A bumper sticker that says,
“My other car is a school bus.”
6 -
A mini replica of Trax
with people jammed in it
like a 60’s telephone booth.
7 -
The seagull monument
made of hardened fry sauce.
8 -
A salt container that says
“Utah is the salt of the Earth.”
9 -
A hand bag as large as
a semi-truck trailer that says,
“This is almost big enough
to hold all of my scrapbooking material."
10 -
A map that only shows locations
where junk food is sold.

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