ARGUMENTATVIE BREAKING NEWS: TOP TEN THINGS LDS PEOPLE LOVE TO ARGUE ABOUT

Top Ten Topics LDS People Love to Argue About
(By Bettyanne Bruin)

1 – Coke or Pepsi
2 – BYU or U of U
3 – Patriarchal or Patriarticle
4 – Actual date of the Second Coming
5 – Should tithing be paid on net income or gross income?
6 – Must home/visiting teaching visits include a lesson
in order to be counted?
7 – Should a kid who’s within days of turning 16 be
allowed to go to the prom?
8 – Cosmetic surgeries
9 – Watching TV on Sunday.
10 – What constitutes gambling.

WAHOO BREAKING NEWS: TOP TEN SACRAMENT MEETING GAMES

Top Ten Sacrament Meeting Games
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
1:

The Dot Game

2:

Hangman

3:

Tic Tac Toe

4:

Fast and Testimony Bingo:

who cries, who died,

quotes a scripture, disaster.

5:

Ward Celebrity look-a-likes

6:

Unlikely match-ups

of people in the Ward

7:

Best toupee

8:

Find the Most People Sleeping

9:

Best Sacrament Program Doodler

10:

Most Cheerios in Mouth

FETCHIN' BREAKING NEWS: TOP TEN LDS SWEAR WORDS

TOP TEN LDS SWEAR WORDS
(By Bettyanne Bruin)

Top Ten LDS Swear Words:

1 – Fetch!
2 – Heck!
3 – Geez!
4 – Shoot!
5 - Darn!
6 - Darn it!
7 - Darn it all!
8 – Gosh!
9 – Gosh Darn!
10 – Gosh Darn it all!