TOP TEN .COMS FOR LDS PEOPLE
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
1 - helpimscrapbookingandicantstop.com
2 - neverfallasleepinanothermeetingagain.com
3 - familyhomeeveningsthatactuallywork.com
4 - idontwanttoteachmylessononsundayand
cantfindasubstitute.com
5 - whyarentiperfectyet.com
6 - bestandcheapestldsmedicationsavailableonline.com
7 - thechoristerkeepscallingandaskingmetojointhechoir
andidontwantto.com
8 - helpimthescoutmaster
andidontwanttobe.com
9 - sick-freenurseriesnow.com
10 – homemakingprojectsmadefromleft-overfuneralpotatoes.com
Friday, May 26, 2006
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
GASPING BREAKING NEWS: TOP TEN THINGS LDS PEOPLE GASP OVER
TOP TEN THINGS LDS PEOPLE GASP OVER
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
1 – Whenever someone becomes engaged.
2 – Whenever a woman announces she is pregnant.
3 – Upon the announcement of who the new Ward Bishop is.
4 – Whenever a restaurant runs out of Coke or Pepsi.
5 – Upon hearing a missionary read where he or she has been called to.
6 – Upon any bad call made in a BYU vs. U of U sporting event.
7 – Upon receiving a very exciting or very yucky new Ward calling.
8 – Upon hearing someone is gay.
9 – Upon hearing someone came home early from their mission.
10 – A long and sustained gasp always happens whenever the announcement is made in Relief Society that the sisters reached 100 percent visiting teaching for the month.
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
1 – Whenever someone becomes engaged.
2 – Whenever a woman announces she is pregnant.
3 – Upon the announcement of who the new Ward Bishop is.
4 – Whenever a restaurant runs out of Coke or Pepsi.
5 – Upon hearing a missionary read where he or she has been called to.
6 – Upon any bad call made in a BYU vs. U of U sporting event.
7 – Upon receiving a very exciting or very yucky new Ward calling.
8 – Upon hearing someone is gay.
9 – Upon hearing someone came home early from their mission.
10 – A long and sustained gasp always happens whenever the announcement is made in Relief Society that the sisters reached 100 percent visiting teaching for the month.
Monday, May 22, 2006
SURVIVAL BREAKING NEW: TOP TEN OTHER THINGS THAT MUST ALSO GO IN A LDS SURVIVAL KIT
TOP TEN OTHER ITEMS THAT
MUST GO IN A LDS SURVIVAL KIT:
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
1 – Your cell phone
2 – Your IPod
3 – Your lottery ticket
4 – Your anti-depressants
5 – Your scrapbooking material
6 – Bonko
7 - Some cases of Coke or Diet Pepsi
8 – A couple of copies of The National Enquirer and People magazine
9 – Hairspray, make-up and a butane curling iron
10 – The family pet.
MUST GO IN A LDS SURVIVAL KIT:
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
1 – Your cell phone
2 – Your IPod
3 – Your lottery ticket
4 – Your anti-depressants
5 – Your scrapbooking material
6 – Bonko
7 - Some cases of Coke or Diet Pepsi
8 – A couple of copies of The National Enquirer and People magazine
9 – Hairspray, make-up and a butane curling iron
10 – The family pet.
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