Friday, August 26, 2005

CRAZY BREAKING NEWS: WACKY LDS FACTS

Wacky LDS Facts:
(By Bettyanne Bruin)

A LDS hymnbook is exactly the same width as two half-pound Hershey Candy Bars.

While in a deep sleep, a high councilman’s breath can produce enough steam on a compact mirror to nearly produce moisture.

The average Ward chorister raises her arm 1.3 feet in the air to begin conducting a hymn.

Ever since startling an old man to death, Sunday School buzzers have been discouraged.

The same person who designed church classroom doors also designed bank vault doors.

On any given nursery hour, two million different germs circulate throughout the room.

On average, ten pounds of candy are eaten during every Ward Primary.

A relief society sister’s testimony usually is expressed in the same octave range as a dramatic Soprano.

On the first Saturday night of every month, enough food is consumed by LDS people to feed all of China, Japan and part
of Russia.