Appropriate Treats to Serve in Primary Because They Are Found in the Scriptures!!!
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
1 - Apple: Found in the Bible: Apple eaten in the Garden of Eden
2 - Bread: Found in the Bible: Bread of life
3 – Bit ‘o Honey: Found in the Bible: Land flowed with milk and honey.
4 - Baby Ruth: Found in the Bible: A baby lying in a…
5 - Sunny Delight: Found in the Bible: God created the sun.
6 - Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup: Found in the Bible: I will take the cup of salvation.
7 – King-sized M&Ms: Found in the Bible: King Herod
8 – Ham and Turkey Sandwich: Found in the Book of Mormon: And it came to pass…
9 – Bar-be-qued steaks: Found in the Bible: Be thou…
10 - Lunch at McDonald’s: Found in the Bible: And begat Terah…
Friday, January 13, 2006
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
LIBRARY BREAKING NEWS: TOP TEN EXCUSES FOR NOT RETURNING MATERIALS TO THE LIBRARY ON TIME
Top Ten Excuses
for Not Returning Library Materials
to the Library on Time
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
1 – “I’ll bring it next week.” (This comment is repeated every week until person is no longer in the ward.)
2 – “I had a non member friend who was so interested in seeing that video that I gave it to him.”
3 – “I thought we got to keep anything the library gave us.”
4 – “I’ll be honest. I had one magazine for each month of last year, but I was missing that magazine to complete my set, so, I’m sure the ward will understand.”
5 – “I am sooooo sorry. My baby drooled all over it, then ripped it to shreds last week in Sacrament meeting.”
6 – “Oh shoot. I used that picture of Samuel the Lamanite as a liner in one of the boxes I packed last week for our upcoming move.”
7 – “Some of the kids asked, so I told them they could take those scissors home.”
8 – “My daughter put that picture of Nephi up in her room.”
9 – “Every time I remember to bring the materials, the library is always closed.”
10- “I gave all of those materials to Brother Simmons and he said he would return them.”
for Not Returning Library Materials
to the Library on Time
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
1 – “I’ll bring it next week.” (This comment is repeated every week until person is no longer in the ward.)
2 – “I had a non member friend who was so interested in seeing that video that I gave it to him.”
3 – “I thought we got to keep anything the library gave us.”
4 – “I’ll be honest. I had one magazine for each month of last year, but I was missing that magazine to complete my set, so, I’m sure the ward will understand.”
5 – “I am sooooo sorry. My baby drooled all over it, then ripped it to shreds last week in Sacrament meeting.”
6 – “Oh shoot. I used that picture of Samuel the Lamanite as a liner in one of the boxes I packed last week for our upcoming move.”
7 – “Some of the kids asked, so I told them they could take those scissors home.”
8 – “My daughter put that picture of Nephi up in her room.”
9 – “Every time I remember to bring the materials, the library is always closed.”
10- “I gave all of those materials to Brother Simmons and he said he would return them.”
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
SIGN-UP SHEET ETIQUETTE BREAKING NEWS: TOP TEN TIPS FOR SIGN-UP SHEET ETIQUETTE
Top Ten Tips for Sign-Up Sheet Etiquette:
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
1. Make sure to never intentionally steal the pen that goes with the sign-up sheet.
2. Never jab the person next to you in his or her upper arm with the clip-board.
3. Sign only one name at a time, and only for the person who is truly in attendance.
4. Be careful not to make so much noise shuffling through all of the sign-up sheets that people become distracted by your actions.
5. Never erase another person’s name to put your name in that person’s place for an assignment you would rather have than the only one’s that's left available.
6. Never take the Sign-up sheet(s) home with you.
7. Never take the Sign-up sheet clipboard home with you, even though you think it’s cute and could really, really use it.
8. Never look at all of the other names on the list and match them up with the people in the room to find out who refused to sign the sign-up sheet.
9. Only sign your real name and not the name of a famous actor or actress.
10. Make sure to rotate the list around the room in the direction it has been going to avoid sending the entire classroom into complete, utter and nearly irreversible confusion.
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
1. Make sure to never intentionally steal the pen that goes with the sign-up sheet.
2. Never jab the person next to you in his or her upper arm with the clip-board.
3. Sign only one name at a time, and only for the person who is truly in attendance.
4. Be careful not to make so much noise shuffling through all of the sign-up sheets that people become distracted by your actions.
5. Never erase another person’s name to put your name in that person’s place for an assignment you would rather have than the only one’s that's left available.
6. Never take the Sign-up sheet(s) home with you.
7. Never take the Sign-up sheet clipboard home with you, even though you think it’s cute and could really, really use it.
8. Never look at all of the other names on the list and match them up with the people in the room to find out who refused to sign the sign-up sheet.
9. Only sign your real name and not the name of a famous actor or actress.
10. Make sure to rotate the list around the room in the direction it has been going to avoid sending the entire classroom into complete, utter and nearly irreversible confusion.
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