Wednesday, January 11, 2006

LIBRARY BREAKING NEWS: TOP TEN EXCUSES FOR NOT RETURNING MATERIALS TO THE LIBRARY ON TIME

Top Ten Excuses
for Not Returning Library Materials
to the Library on Time
(By Bettyanne Bruin)

1 – “I’ll bring it next week.” (This comment is repeated every week until person is no longer in the ward.)

2 – “I had a non member friend who was so interested in seeing that video that I gave it to him.”

3 – “I thought we got to keep anything the library gave us.”

4 – “I’ll be honest. I had one magazine for each month of last year, but I was missing that magazine to complete my set, so, I’m sure the ward will understand.”

5 – “I am sooooo sorry. My baby drooled all over it, then ripped it to shreds last week in Sacrament meeting.”

6 – “Oh shoot. I used that picture of Samuel the Lamanite as a liner in one of the boxes I packed last week for our upcoming move.”

7 – “Some of the kids asked, so I told them they could take those scissors home.”

8 – “My daughter put that picture of Nephi up in her room.”

9 – “Every time I remember to bring the materials, the library is always closed.”

10- “I gave all of those materials to Brother Simmons and he said he would return them.”

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