Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Argumentative Breaking News: TOP TEN THINGS LDS PEOPLE LOVE TO ARGUE ABOUT!!!!

Top Ten Things LDS People Love to Argue About:
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
1 – Other religions.
2 – BYU vs. U of U
3 – The definition of a caffeinated product.
4 – Any foul called in a basketball game.
5 – Who’s going to say the opening prayer in Family Home Evening.
6 – Donner pass.
7 – R-rated movies: Good or bad?
8 – Television viewing habits.
9 – Polygamy
10 – Is crap a swear word?

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

SCRAPBOOKING BREAKING NEWS: TOP TEN THINGS LDS PEOPLE DO NOT WANT TO SCRAPBOOK ABOUT:

Top Ten Things LDS People
Will NEVER Want to Scrapbook About:
(By Bettyanne Bruin)

Dedicated to Genevieve Gillette

1. The many Family Home Evenings where everyone fights over job chores.

2. The first time you put your toddler in the nursery and ditched him or her.

3. Locating your scout after he's spent an entire night in the mountains alone.

4. The fight with the Scout master who lost track of him.

5. The time, while on your mission, the non-member announced he or she was canceling his or her baptism date.

6. The meeting with the Bishop where he calls you into the scouting program.

7. Initiating road rage on your way to church.

8. Eating at an all-you-can eat buffet the night before fast Sunday.

9. The Ward basketball game fight that was started by a member of your family.

10. You drooling, while asleep, in Sacrament meeting.