BREAKING NEWS:
TOP TEN SIDE EFFECTS
FROM WATCHING GENERAL CONFERENCE:
By Bettyanne Bruin
1 -Weight gain from eating so many snacks and family meals.
2 - Sensitive eyes from spending so much time watching television.
3 - Paper cuts from too much scrapbooking while watching GC.
4 - Tired arms from playing too many hand held video games.
5 - Marital distress because women in the family spent
too much money at Deseret Book
while men were at priesthood meeting.
6 - Leftover aggravation from spending two whole days with family.
7 - Numb backsides from sitting for so long.
8 - Bruises from family dog pile.
9 - Aching legs from lack of walking around for two days straight.
10 - Guilt from already having broken commitment
to cut down on swearing and forgiving others more.
