Monday, April 02, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: TOP TEN SIDE EFFECTS FROM WATCHING GENERAL CONFERENCE

BREAKING NEWS:
TOP TEN SIDE EFFECTS
FROM WATCHING GENERAL CONFERENCE:

By Bettyanne Bruin

1 -Weight gain from eating so many snacks and family meals.

2 - Sensitive eyes from spending so much time watching television.

3 - Paper cuts from too much scrapbooking while watching GC.

4 - Tired arms from playing too many hand held video games.

5 - Marital distress because women in the family spent
too much money at Deseret Book
while men were at priesthood meeting.

6 - Leftover aggravation from spending two whole days with family.

7 - Numb backsides from sitting for so long.

8 - Bruises from family dog pile.

9 - Aching legs from lack of walking around for two days straight.

10 - Guilt from already having broken commitment
to cut down on swearing and forgiving others more.

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