Thursday, August 24, 2006

FILM BREAKING NEWS: TOP TEN UPCOMING LDS MOVIES

TOP TEN UPCOMING LDS MOVIES
(By Bettyanne Bruin)


1 - The Revenge of the Mailbox: The old lady, Lethe decides to write letters back to her family that have ignored her for so long.

2 – De-cipher in the Snow: A family from rural Utah tries to decipher a sign in the snow that reads, “You Call Me to be the Next Den Leader and I’ll...” Who wrote this sign and why?

3 – Johnny Lingo and the One Cow Girlfriend He Took to the Prom: This is the story behind the real moohala girlfriend Johnny Lingo loved first and why SHE dumped HIM!

4 – Sunday Morning Warriors: This is a film about all of those early morning spunky, smiley ward members everyone wants to squish, if they were real bugs.

5 – It May be My Turn on Earth, But It’s Your Turn to be Scout Leader: One person's quest to overcome one of Earth's biggest obstacles: working in the scouting program.

6 - Out of the Mouth of BYU Babes: Movie has been cancelled due to inability to locate any real babes.

7 – Martyrs and Mormons: The Real Story of the Relief Society sisters: One question: can you be a martyr and be happy?

8 - Church Basketball Claims Settled Out of Court: This reality film is based on real live court cases.

9 - Mormons at Our Barbeque: See how much food a LDS family can really eat when they show up at a neighbor's barbeque.

10 - Man’s Search for Happiness at a BYU/UofU game: While BYU is losing can man still find happiness?