Top Ten Signs Your High Priest Group Leader
Might Be Too Old to Serve:
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
1 - Following Sacrament Meeting, even if someone shouts, “Fire!” the High Priest Group Leader doesn’t move.
2 - The High Priest Group Leader begins High Priest’s Group Meeting by saying, “Good Morning, Brothers and Sisters. Welcome to our Ward Temple Night!”
3 - The High Priest Group Leader thinks searching for the dead means looking up old friends.
4 - It takes half the meeting for the High Priest Group Leader to sit down and the other half of the meeting for the High Priest Group Leader to get back up.
5 - Everyone in the room keeps asking one another, “Does the High Priest Group Leader look alive to you?”
6 – Whenever the High Priest Group Leader says the opening or closing prayer, everyone folds their arms and closes their eyes, then waits five minutes for the High Priest Group Leader to begin, only to open their eyes and find the H.P. Group Leader sound asleep.
7 – When the High Priest Group Leader leads the music, one person has to hold up the hymnbook while another person holds up his arm.
8 – Every time someone teaches a lesson and mentions our elder brother by name, the High Priest Group Leader shouts, “Amen!”
9 – By the time the High Priest Group Leader gets to High Priest Group meeting, the meeting is over.
10 - The High Priest Group Leader keeps asking, "Who's the High Priest Group Leader? How come we don't have a High Priest Group Leader?"
Friday, February 24, 2006
Thursday, February 23, 2006
PRIMARY BURN OUT BREAKING NEWS: TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR PRIMARY PRESIDENT MIGHT BE BURNED OUT
Top Ten Signs Your Primary President Might Be Burned Out:
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
1 - Instead of having a reverence chart, she has an advent calendar posted in the front of the room, counting the days until she is released.
2 - For Sharing Time, the Primary watches Sponge Bob.
3 – Her Primary Theme for the month is, Enduring to the End Is Impossible.
4 - Whenever she sings the Hello song, she replaces Hello with Goodbye.
5 – For treats, she gives out candy cigarettes.
6 – Her phone message says, If you think this your Primary President, please hang up. You have dialed the wrong number.
7 – She’s on a Prozac I.V.
8 – She insists there should be a substitute called for her calling as well.
9 – She keeps standing on the folding chairs, trying to fall backwards.
10 – Holding up a paddle, she says, “Reverence begins with this!”
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
1 - Instead of having a reverence chart, she has an advent calendar posted in the front of the room, counting the days until she is released.
2 - For Sharing Time, the Primary watches Sponge Bob.
3 – Her Primary Theme for the month is, Enduring to the End Is Impossible.
4 - Whenever she sings the Hello song, she replaces Hello with Goodbye.
5 – For treats, she gives out candy cigarettes.
6 – Her phone message says, If you think this your Primary President, please hang up. You have dialed the wrong number.
7 – She’s on a Prozac I.V.
8 – She insists there should be a substitute called for her calling as well.
9 – She keeps standing on the folding chairs, trying to fall backwards.
10 – Holding up a paddle, she says, “Reverence begins with this!”
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