Thursday, February 23, 2006

PRIMARY BURN OUT BREAKING NEWS: TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR PRIMARY PRESIDENT MIGHT BE BURNED OUT

Top Ten Signs Your Primary President Might Be Burned Out:
(By Bettyanne Bruin)

1 - Instead of having a reverence chart, she has an advent calendar posted in the front of the room, counting the days until she is released.

2 - For Sharing Time, the Primary watches Sponge Bob.

3 – Her Primary Theme for the month is, Enduring to the End Is Impossible.

4 - Whenever she sings the Hello song, she replaces Hello with Goodbye.

5 – For treats, she gives out candy cigarettes.

6 – Her phone message says, If you think this your Primary President, please hang up. You have dialed the wrong number.

7 – She’s on a Prozac I.V.

8 – She insists there should be a substitute called for her calling as well.

9 – She keeps standing on the folding chairs, trying to fall backwards.

10 – Holding up a paddle, she says, “Reverence begins with this!”

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