HAPPY FATHER'S DAY BREAKING NEWS: TOP TEN "YOU KNOW YOU'RE A LDS FATHER WHEN...."

TOP TEN "YOU KNOW YOU'RE A LDS FATHER WHEN..."
(By Bettyanne Bruin)

1 – You tell all of your business associates, “Nigh-nigh,” when you leave work at the end of the day.”

2 – Your business cards are all stuck together.

3 – Your greatest fantasy is to have all the family bills paid on time.

4- You can turn any moment into a teaching one.


5- All of your suit pockets are filled with cracker crumbs.

6- You fear your daughter going on her first date more than you fear death.

7- Your Monday nights are spent playing, “Hangman,”and/or, “Hot or Cold.”

8- You’re willing to have your suit tie cut off to make Primary children sing louder.

9- You find your toothbrush out in the sand box.

10- You know all the verses of, “The People on the Bus.”

CHURCH CAMP BREAKING NEWS: TOP TEN THINGS LDS YOUNG WOMEN TAKE TO GIRL'S CAMP AND TOP TEN THINGS LDS SCOUTS TAKE TO SCOUT CAMP

Top Ten Things LDS Young Women Take
to Girl’s Camp
(by Bettyanne Bruin)

1 – Butane curling iron
2 – Mirror
3 – Make-up
4 – Nair
5 – Crimper
6 – Tweezers
7 – Hairspray
8 – Nail polish
9 – iPod
10 – Candy

Top Ten Things LDS Scouts Take to Scout Camp
(By Bettyanne Bruin)

1- F*art machine
2- Whoopie Cushion
3 - Cans of Refried Beans
4 – Cans of Baked Beans
5 – Cans of Lima Beans
6 – Cans of Navy Beans
7 – Cooked Broccoli
8 – Cooked Cabbage
9 – Cooked Onions
10- Matches