Friday, June 16, 2006

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY BREAKING NEWS: TOP TEN "YOU KNOW YOU'RE A LDS FATHER WHEN...."

TOP TEN "YOU KNOW YOU'RE A LDS FATHER WHEN..."
(By Bettyanne Bruin)

1 – You tell all of your business associates, “Nigh-nigh,” when you leave work at the end of the day.”

2 – Your business cards are all stuck together.

3 – Your greatest fantasy is to have all the family bills paid on time.

4- You can turn any moment into a teaching one.


5- All of your suit pockets are filled with cracker crumbs.

6- You fear your daughter going on her first date more than you fear death.

7- Your Monday nights are spent playing, “Hangman,”and/or, “Hot or Cold.”

8- You’re willing to have your suit tie cut off to make Primary children sing louder.

9- You find your toothbrush out in the sand box.

10- You know all the verses of, “The People on the Bus.”

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