TEN REASONS WHY GENEALOGIST LOVE DOING THEIR GENEALOGY:
Because doing genealogy makes them feel better about not doing their home or visiting teaching.
Because doing genealogy makes up for having said, “No,” to so many church callings.
Because doing their genealogy makes up for any minor sins currently being committed, like playing Bonko, Texas Hold ‘em or Roulette.
Because doing genealogy is the perfect escape from having to spend time with living relatives.
Because doing their genealogy helps avoid having bad thoughts, other than those associated with wasting so much *!#! time trying to find that #*!# little bugger of an eternally lost relative!
Because doing genealogy makes up for not knowing all of their Articles of Faith.
Because doing genealogy makes up for not having any food storage.
Because doing genealogy makes up for not fasting on Fast Sundays.
Because doing genealogy sounds better than writing an entire personal history.
Because doing genealogy sets up lots of new friends for the next life!
