Thursday, October 20, 2005

BEST OFFER BREAKING NEWS: LDS CLASSIFIED ADS

Happyjellybeans has been having a blast lately. The latest in books published by the author of hjb is to be released in 2006 and is entitled, Exceptional Stepfathers. If you have, or know of someone who has, an exceptional stepfather, feel free to e-mail exceptionalstepfathers@yahoo.com for consideration in this book. Thanks and have a happyjellybeans kind of day.



LDS CLASSIFIED ADS:
(By Bettyanne Bruin)

Buy Now -- Half price! Y2K Food Storage. Never used.

Crib: Great shape. No longer needed… luckily.

Must Trade: 9 Passenger SUV for 11 Passenger Van. Wife just had twins.

Engagement Ring For Sale, Best Offer: Fiancé suddenly inspired to marry someone else.

Never-used Genealogy Computer Programs: Too busy living to find the dead.

Free Used Nursery Toys: Will donate to pathology lab for studies -- toys contain every germ known to mankind.