Monday, February 07, 2005

BREAKING, BREAKING NEWS: 2 MORE MORMON BARBIE AND KEN DOLLS DISCOVERED!!!

Just in time for tonight:

Family Home Evening Barbie: Monday nights will never be the same with FHE Barbie, who comes complete with her own large family ready to fight (boxing gloves included). This set includes a white board, dry-erase markers, plus all-night versions of Charades and Pictionary for the kids. Have a grand old time watching FHE Barbie threaten the family with theirs lives if they don't quit fighting while she serves them homemade ice cream. A newspaper for Dad to read is also included, along with a phone that never stops ringing.

High Councilman Ken: This Ken comes with his own pulpit and massive set of endless, monotone talks. Not matter where he stands, Ken rambles on and on and on, even long after everyone has left the room. Hint: This doll has the recommendation of the worldwide medical association for being the only real solution for curing insomniacs.

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