Thursday, February 10, 2005

EARLY AFTERNOON BREAKING NEWS: TOP TEN THINGS GENEALOGISTS HOPE TO FIND IN THE C/K, EVERYTHING LEARNED WHILE VISITING TEACHING, NEW MORMON HORRORSCOPE

Top Ten Things Every Genealogist Hopes To Find in the Celestial Kingdom:
(By Bettyanne Bruin)

1: That every one of their dead relatives they searched their whole lives for, all the way back to Adam, really are grateful.
2. That all those who refused to do their genealogy while living on Earth didn’t make it.
3. That there is a hall bigger than the conference center where they will be invited to tell all of their long, detailed stories about how they found all of their long, lost relatives.
4. That a "perfect genealogy computer program," void of any technical problems forever, really does exist.
5. The copy of the 1890 Census that burned.
6. That Heaven's computer has reprinted every genealogy record using only Times New Roman 14-point, bold font.
7. That there really is a "World’s Biggest Family Tree" showing how we all link together.
8. That there is an answer to the age-old question, “If Adam and Eve had only two children: Cain and Abel, where did we all come from?”
9. That Adam and Eve had no parents (or there will only be more genealogy to do).
10. That all of their genealogy dates really do match up.
11. That they are related to someone rich and famous.

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