Tuesday, February 08, 2005

BBBRRREEEAAAKKKIIINNNGGG NNNEEEWWWSSS !!! Top Ten Things Every Scoutmaster Hopes to Find in the Celstial Kingdom

TOP TEN THINGS EVERY SCOUTMASTER HOPES TO FIND IN THE CELESTIAL KINGDOM (especially right after he’s just arrived home from scout camp):

1: No scouts
2: No campfires
3: No hot dogs and/or soggy buns
4: No mud
5: No bears
6: No medical release forms
7: No ticks or mosquitoes
8: No dirty underwear
9: No other Scout leaders
10: Lots and lots fresh, clean hot water and home-cooked meals

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