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FROM THE LDS FILES: DO’S AND DON'TS FOR MONDAY, FEBRUARY 15TH!!!:
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
DO have family prayer tonight.
DO NOT have family prayer so quietly that you still hear all of the action on of your television set with a hope and a prayer that you won't miss one second of your favorite TV show.
DO tell everyone in your family you love them.
DO NOT tell everyone you love them because if you do not love them, you will not go to Heaven.
DO count all of your blessings.
DO NOT count all of your neighbor's covetous blessings, including their new boat, fancy car and custom-built home.
DO be the best example ever.
DO NOT not be the best example ever of all of the things a person should never do.
DO have Family Home Evening tonight.
DO NOT suggest that your Family Home Evening will come in the form of a pilot program where everyone will lay in their beds and think about how wonderful the family is while drifting off to sleep.
DO think about yesterday’s Sunday School lesson.
DO NOT think so much about yesterday's Sunday School lesson that you rememember the guy wearing the horrible toupee and how badly you wanted to ask him if it ever occurred to him that everyone knew he was wearing a toupee, so his goal to get everyone to believe he really had hair wasn't working.
DO think about all of your ancestor’s.
DO NOT think about all of your ancestor's so much that you start feeling guilty about not saving any of them and how much they are going to hate your for this, and then feel driven to go out and committ some horrible sin.
DO be good.
DO NOT ever be so good that you forget to have fun.
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