(By Bettyanne Bruin)
Dear Heavenly Guardian Angels...
So far today, I am doing fantastic! Not once have I gossiped. I have yet to lose my temper and I have not spent one dime yet, even though I know there are endless bargains out there!
I have not bothered any of my neighbors, overeaten one bite of food or even entertained one bad thought.
I have not nagged anyone today, eaten any chocolate and I have yet to think ill of any of my children, in-laws, close acquaintances or distant relatives.
Miraculously, I have not yelled at anyone for messing up the house today, and the dog’s presence has yet to bother me once.
However, dear Heavenly Guardian Angels, I will be getting out of bed soon, so I was wondering, if could you please give me the help I need to make it through this day.
Sincerely,
A person who chose not to follow Satan,
so is stuck here with
six billion other weirdos instead
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