10 THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOUR BISHOP SAY IN A BISHOP'S INTERVIEW:
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
1. Following a confession: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize the door was open."
2. "This particular class has had six different teachers in the last four months, however, we feel inspired to call as the next teacher for this particular class."
3. "We just received a phone call from Church headquarters with an important matter they are concerned about."
4. Following a big laugh: "Wait 'll I tell the counselors this one!"
5. "We have a General Authority visiting this Sunday and we'd like to ask you to be the main speaker in Sacrament Meeting."
6. Last week, when I told the Ward Council what your problems were, they had a suggestion."
7. During tithing settlement: "You only make this much?"
8. After a ten year sacrifice to save and then spend thousands of dollars on a two year supply of food for every member of your family: We have just been informed that the law of consecration has now been put into place.
9. How do you feel about serving in the..............scouting program?
10. "YOU DID WHAT?"
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