TEN THINGS OVERHEARD AT A LDS STAKE CONFERENCE!!!
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
What month did you say this meeting's going to be over?
How many times do I have to tell you, turn down the volume of that palm-TV!
No. That was the tenth time you’ve trampled over the Jensen’s to get a drink, now no more drinks.
Do not flash your hand mirror at the speakers again.
Okay, you can play that dot to dot game … but stop shouting every time you win.
Quit giving our Lifesavers out to the whole row. Just politely lean over and whishper for them to bring their own.
Okay, you can write notes, but no, you can’t make paper airplanes out of them and shoot them to deliver them.
Yes, this meeting feels like it’s ten hours long, but I promise you, I’m not lying, it’s only two.
The floor around our chairs is beginning to look like the floor of a movie theater.
I said you could play cards, but I thought you meant Old Maid, not poker.
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