MoSt PoPuLaR LdS BuMpEr StIcKeRs!!!
(By BeTtYaNnE BrUiN)
I’m FaStiNg ToDaY, tHeReFoRe I’m iRriTabLe!
HoNk AnD wAkE uP aNoThEr HiGh PriEsT!
My AnCeStOrS aRe WaY uGliEr ThAn YoUr aNcesToRs!
So MaNy BaSkEtBaLL gAmEs, sO fEw aTtOrNeYs!
SoMeWhErE iN tHe ChUrCh, aNoThEr ScOuTmAsTeR iS qUiTtiNg!
I’vE gOt nOtHiNg AgAiNsT sCrApBoOkiNg, iT’s pErSoNaL hiStOriEs I cAn’T sTaNd!
SaVe A cHaPeL sEaT, oFfEnD aLL tHe oThEr WaRd mEmBeRs!
KeEp CaLLiNg Me aBoUt ThE mAgAziNe DriVe, I’m ReLoAdiNg!
PrOuD pArEnT oF a VeRy oBnOxiOuS PriMaRy cHiLd!
HoW’s mY dRiViNg? CaLL 1-800-WoN't- eVeR-Be-LaTe-T0-ChUrCh-aGaiN!
HuRrY aNd sAy tHe PrAyEr, ThErE’s PeOpLe StArViNg at this table!
My OtHeR cAr iS a sChOoL bUs!
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