SCARY BREAKING NEWS: LDS STATEMENTS THAT ACTUALLY CONFUSE AND/OR SCARE NON-LDS PEOPLE

LDS Statements That Actually Confuse and/or Scare non LDS People
(by Bettyanne Bruin)

"Meet us at the stake. We’re having a fireside.”

“How would you like to help us do work for the dead?”

“My Ward is filled with so many crazy brothers and sisters.”

“It’s not easy for the Ward clerk to keep up with of all of them”

“But some brothers and sisters choose to go to the Institute instead of the Ward, so that helps.”

“Others prefer to attend the stake.”

“While others meet at a branch.”

“Fast offerings sometimes come in slowly but sure do help a lot of people.”

“Not obeying the Word of Wisdom could kill you.”

“Everyone knows... the best fire insurance policy to have is to pay your tithing!”