Thursday, April 28, 2005

ACID-FREE BREAKING NEWS: SIGNS YOU WEREN'T MEANT TO BE A SCRAPBOOKIER

Signs You Weren’t Meant to be a Scrapbooker:
(By Bettyanne Bruin)

The one time you did try scrapbooking, you used super glue instead of acid-free glue.


When it comes to scrapbooking, you can’t recall having enough fond memories.

You thought a die-cut was a type of hairstyle.

You’re afraid that your descendants will look back at your scrapbook and wonder what your I.Q. was.

Every time you think about scrapbooking, you break out in hives.

All you have to show for the years and years that you’ve thought about scrapbooking, is a drawer filled with under-developed film.

Your idea of scrapbooking is that someone someday will put together all of the historical papers you’ve saved… long after you’ve passed on.

You suffer from binderaphobia: the fear of opening the three rings of the binder.

You refuse to ever be accused of out-gassing anyone. (Out-gassing is a scrapbooking term used to define the gases emitted by some scrapbooking materials).

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