MORE IRRITATING BREAKING NEWS: WHAT MAKES A MORMON FURIOUS!!!

What Makes a Mormon FURIOUS!

(By Bettyanne Bruin)

1 - For a Mormon to ever be served Pepsi instead of Coke or Coke instead of Pepsi.

2 - For a Mormon to ever hear anything derogatory said about Steve Young.

3- If an all-you-can eat buffet ever runs out of food right before it’s a Mormon’s turn to be served, especially if it’s something the Mormon loves or is a very expensive food item.

4 - Another Mormon who’s being very rude, especially a rude Mormon attending or playing in a church basketball game.
5 - If a Mormon ever bites into any type of stale chocolate.
6 - If a Mormon ever has to deal with lots of red lights or cops while racing to church to avoid being late.
7 - If a Mormon ever finds weevils in a very expensive, well-stored tub of wheat.
8 - If a Mormon accidentally shows up a day early for a service project.

9 - If a Mormon ever has to experience any type of delay following the three hour block on Fast Sunday.
10 - If a Mormon ever discovers, after spending years locating all of their ancestors, that the research they’ve done is all wrong.
11 - If another Mormon ever convinces a Mormon that the end of the world is around the corner and that that Mormon should spend thousands of dollars on end-of-the-world products, and then after spending all of that money, the Mormon finds out that the doomsday Mormon is wrong.