THE TEN MAIN REASONS WHY
WE CAME TO EARTH ARE:
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
1. To get a body.
2. To receive ordinances.
3. To be tested.
4. To see if you can be strong enough
to never purchase anything advertised on an infomercial.
5. To work hard to learn algebra
and then never use it.
6. To sing, "The Happy Birthday Song,"
too many times per year,
year after year after year.
7. To taste liver once per decade
and then question,
again,
why anyone would ever want to eat it.
8. To buy lots and lots of Girl Scout cookies.
9. Out of all of the birds in the sky,
to see if one will eventually send you
a “dropping.”
10. To spend a total of three days of your life
being placed "on hold."
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