LDS PHONE MENU
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
If you are a High Priest: Please press five before falling asleep.
If you are the Ward Nursery Leader: While holding up some fingers, count them, then please press the button that coincides with that number.
If you are the Scoutmaster: After spraying yourself with bug repellent, please press 8.
If you are the Young Women’s President: Because you value this call, please press 7.
If you are the Relief Society President: Please press five, serve refreshments, then press 6.
If you are the Sunday School President: Please wait for the buzzer, then press 4.
If you are the Bishop: While pulling your hair out, please press 1.
If you are the Ward Librarian: Please press 1, then be sure to return 1. Please press 2, then be sure to return 2...
If you are the Ward Genealogist: Please search through all of the buttons to find which one belongs to you.
If you are a Home Teacher: Wait until the last second, then please press 2.
If you are calling to ask me to substitute teach your Primary class, please hang up.
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