Monday, June 27, 2005

HAPPY HAPPY BREAKING NEWS: TEN THINGS THAT MAKE MORMONS REALLY HAPPY

Ten Things That Make Mormons Really Happy:
(By Bettyanne Bruin)


Getting a “yes” on the first phone call made for a Primary substitute.

Remembering on the 30th day of the month that there are 31 days in this particular month, so there’s one more day left to do home/visiting teaching.

Remembering on Sunday morning, as one is looking for their Sunday School manual, that it is Stake Conference Sunday.

Finding all of your genealogy with the push of one button at the Family History library.

Going in for a church calling and finding out the call is not to be the next Ward Nursery Leader, Scout Leader or Ward Mission Leader.

Thinking it is Fast Sunday, then finding out it isn’t.

Discovering one is right when it comes to certain Church doctrine, especially if the doctrine is controversial or of a delicate nature.

Getting out of any church meeting early.

At the close of a meeting, hearing the announcement that a blessing will now be given on the food.

Finding out the new Bishop is not the person no one gets along with.

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