Ten Things That Make Mormons Feel Very Sad:
(By Bettyanne Bruin)

1 - Making a prize-winning omelet, then sitting down to eat it and suddenly remembering it’s Fast Sunday.

2 - Going into an interview with the Bishop, thinking you’ll be called as the next Relief Society President and being called as a Ward Missionary instead.

3 - Finding out, during tithing settlement, that that one check you thought you turned in for five hundred dollars never got turned in.

4 - Finding all of the scrapbook pages you worked so hard to complete are now stuck together.

5 - Discovering the wheat you worked so hard to earn and store has now become overrun with weevils.

6 - Not serving a foreign mission.

7 – One hundred percent attendance on behalf of the scouts at Scout Camp with a no-show on behalf of all of the volunteer fathers (Oops, sad mixed up with mad on this one!).

8 – Finding out that it’s Tuesday, after Family Home Evening has already been held.

9 – Showing up for any early morning church meeting, forgetting that it’s the first day of Fall daylight savings.

10 – Missing a movie with all of your friends because you thought it was rated R, only to find out it was rated PG.