Thursday, June 23, 2005

FERFUN BREAKING NEWS: COMMENTS FROM UTAH MORMONS

Comments From Utah Mormons:
(Bettyanne Bruin)

Beshurin dewyer geneeolugy… ‘cuz if you don’t, someone’s gunna gi-chew!

Why eet peetza with a knife and a fark when you can hold it with yer hands?

My cah had some ki-ens lass ni. They’re sacute and ferry.

I’ll tell ya su-uh…them mou-ains sure are perdy!

Wudderyermean that vaccum don’t work? I just fixed it yestirdee.

The cap’n is sewfun. There aren’t many cap’ns like our cap’n.

I dunno nuthin’ never, not nowhere, now nohow!

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