Top Ten Reasons Why Mormons Drink Coke (or Pepsi):
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
"It keeps me awake during Church."
"It keeps me awake while I attend the temple."
"It keeps me awake while I do my visiting/home teaching."
"It keeps me awake while I do my genealogy."
"It keeps me awake during Family Home Evening."
"It keeps me awake during Family Prayer."
"It keeps me awake during family scripture study.
"It keeps me awake during the paying of my full tithing at tithing settlement."
"It kept me awake while I wrote my entire personal history."
"It kept me awake while I scrapbooked every person in my family tree, all the way back to Adam."
"The exact word “caffeine” is not mentioned specifically by the word itself in the Word of Wisdom or any other scripture. "
1 comment:
The differance between a good Mormon and a bad Mormon is the tempature of their coffee
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