10 Most Common LDS Parent-isms
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
If you think your life is hard, you should have been a pioneer!
Do you want everyone to go to the Celestial Kingdom, but you?
Is that Mountain Dew you’re drinking? This could lead you to a life of drugs, you know. Is this the kind of life you want to lead? Huh? A life of drugs?
I’m yelling at you because I care about you and I want you to go home to Heaven.
Be nice to your sister. You’re gonna have to spend forever with her, you know.
Do you wanna get an “F” when this Earthly test is over?
Why can't you count your blessings instead of being so miserable all of the time?
You are a child of God, now act like one.
Why can’t you ever wait? Job had to be patient. Why can’t you?
Do you want to spend the rest of your life with Satan ‘cause that’s exactly what’s going to happen to you if you don’t quit acting this way!
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